Weaving my web

So the fight with Superboy Prime was not easy… Now we have to deal with Vegito… I have been staying with Fury… Okay I know you all want to know what happened after I stepped in the shower… right? Well too bad… It is top secret :P Let's just say some of the people at HQ accused the Colonel of drinking more of his anti aging formula…. The TX escaped… she just vanished… Then Logan was killed during our fight with SBP… Fury and I attended the funeral. Nick doesn’t want me returning to my apartment until we find that 'mega-mutant-bitch-bot!' ,as he is calling her these days. Of course I do not mind, though neither of us are getting much sleep… At least we are not as bad as Carol and Tony… Nick and I walked into meet with Mr. Stark only to find him and Carol twisted all up and no they were not playing twister… This has lead to some problems as Agent Summers AKA Cyclops and Captain America doesn’t seem to be thrilled… Steve and Tony don't get along and frankly Steve would be glad to have an excuse to kill Tony or hit him at the very least… Poor Nick has been playing referee… I brought the Colonel a glass of whisky. Tony has ordered no drinking or alcohol on SHIELD premises at all… but Fury looks like it's been one of those days and that he could use a drink. "Thanks Tasha, only you know how I like it." He sighed as he lifted the glass to his head with one hand and closed the cabinet drawer with the other … I bent over his desk as I straightened some files up… "More ways than one." I teased with my back toward him. I heard him clear his throat and then felt his hand on my nicely formed… "Well I think that is obvious." Was he grinning? I felt him move behind me, his hand gripping my hip as he leaned into me, "You know I had those files just where I wanted them." "Did you now? Do you even know which files they were?" I teased as he set the empty glass on the desk beside me and slipped the now free hand around my torso lifting me to his muscular frame… "They wouldn't be on my desk if I didn't" He whispered in my ear and then nuzzled me grazing me lightly with his 5'oclock shadow "Feels like someone needs to go home and shave." I teased as I turned and eased myself on his desk… Fury was rubbing his chin, contemplating my suggestion. I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him in, "You really ought to be careful." He grinned as his rough hands cradled my face," What do you mean?" "You forget… I am the Black Widow." I said kissing him Then I pulled away and walked to the door…"First one home gets to call … favors." As I left I thought I heard Carol talking with Steve….

Tony needs to work on his timing

I have been staying with Colonel Fury in the guestroom…. We have been preparing to petition for his job to be returned to him… Today he received an email from Agent Briefs… for dinner…. "I bet he wants to explain why he rallied to help Stark." Nick said…. "Well, then I guess you better accept…" I smiled…. "Can you get me some flowers… not roses or anything that would be in-appropriate… I don't want Miari to get jealous… oh and a bottle of JD." He clipped the end of his cigar… I spent the evening working then went to bed earlier… I heard Colonel Fury when he entered… From his stumbling and the noise I would say he was drunk… Then I felt a warm body enter the bed with me…. "Colonel Fury?" I looked at him, still in his cloths…past out… I wasn't sure if he came in here by accident or on purpose… after all his room is just one more door down… I climbed out and pulled off his combat boots… His jacket and Shirt… unbuckled his belt … then I covered him… I went to sleep in his room … It wasn't easy as the sheets smell of his aftershave… When I woke to get ready for work I noticed he hadn't a waked… I slipped in to get my cloths…. "uhhhhh…" He rubbed his head…. "Morning sleepy head…" I smiled "Tasha what are you doing in my room. "the look on Nick's face as he looked around and seemed to realized he was in the wrong room… I stretched seductively and like a cat moved to the bed, "What don't you remember? I am hurt" I know I shouldn't tease the colonel but who would resist the opportunity really… To My surprise the Colonel grabbed me, "Well then we will have to work on my memory wont we." Nick flipped me over pinning me to the bed as he moved in between my legs… my first thought was… yes!… I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him down to me…. His mourning unshaven face leaned in gentle kissing my upper lip… Suddenly his cell phone went off then that damn viewer bot came in…. Incoming message from Tony Stark…. "FURY!" Tony yelled then began choking … "Ummmmm" Fury and I jumped up… Fury growled at the screen, "Damn it Stark." Stark stuttered… "I need you in my office ASAP." Fury growled more, "Can't you see you are interrupting something!" Stark took a firm voice, " I expect to see you in my office in 30 minutes." I noticed Tony tilting his head as he was staring hard at my backside… (what is it about my ass?) Fury cleared his throat…. "Okay 1 hour…." Tony barked and then the screen went blank… Fury walked past… "I have dibs on the shower…" he disappeared into the hall and then the bathroom… I heard the water come on…. Now Colonel never under estimate a trained spy…. I thought as I picked the bathroom lock… I stepped in, "How dare you pull rank over gender." I said with a smile…..