Tuesday, March 18, 2008

You Reaper what you sow...part 2: a little me me torture

I woke strap to an electric chair...

"What happene... where.... What do you want?" I was coming out of my confusion...

The Blond Black Widow sat there smiling.. "Black Zero is busy but said I could do anything except kill you..."

"Torture? is it?" I asked...

She walked over and turned a computer around, "of the worse kind... I decide to make you do this me me.."

I had to ask...

She grinned, "The good ole Professor X Tagged you..."

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.

Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.

Post the rules on your blog.

Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


1. I sleep naked. Even in freezing weather I sleep naked..

2. I have kissed a woman before.

3. I and Fury had sex under the presidents desk in his oval room while he was fishing.

4. I was a dancer and had a baby but the Russian government took her away from me and forced me to work for them.

5. I have never slept with Tony, he didn't even try but only because I slipped him some special salt.

6. Electra and I had a threesome with Matt. (too much Vodka)

7. I am Russian, romance is my life


Okay who to Tag...
Wolvie
Fluke
AOC
Magneto
iceman
Miari
LT Onieda

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Friday, February 29, 2008

You Reaper what you sow...part 1: the Doppleganger from hell

Black Zero has escaped... Fury has brought me in to custody and I am being baby sat.

At first it was nice. Just me and Fury playing a few 'games'. However he soon was called to the field and I was bored just sitting here.

There is a concern that I have been conditioned and may be taken under the control of Black Zero...


But I am a SHIELD agent I can't just sit here and do nothing... I have to clear my reputation...
SO I went in search of answers.


The problem was where would I look. Tracking BZ down would be a good start but I promised Nick I wouldn't go after him. (I didn't promise I would stay put while being baby sat by a bunch of SHIELD newbies.)

Crime Alley is always a good start.. So I went in, getting tons of looks...

The Bartender forces a smile, "Hey Lady, this place isn't the..."

"I will take a Vodka." I demanded

He nodded and I turned. Finally I spotted the Exile. I walked over to the banished Mindflayer hustling at the pool table.

"How about a round?" I say and throw a wad on the table...

He chuckles, "That is a lot of money to lose."

"If you win you keep it, if I win you keep it." I wink...

He stopped chuckling, "Could you say that again.."

"If you win you keep it, if I win you keep it." I leaned in, "Only you give me some info.."

He agreed, needless does he know Logan has taught me how to hustle a hustler. I got some information on a possible hide-out of Black Zero and was heading to tell Fury when I heard a voice behind me..

"Missed me?" my blond doppleganger asked

It was the blond Black Widow from a mirror universe.


"You should have gone back to your Universe!" I say pulling my SHIELD issue glock.

She laughed, "Why would I do that when Black Zero has made me his personal henchman and more." She landed a kick at me knocking the 9 mm away.



We began fighting...



I somersaulted back and with a round about kicked her to the ground...



"Bitch! You have got a lot to learn and I am just in the mood to teach you!" I yell..






She laughed spitting blood in the snow, "Black Zero requests an audience and you are going one way or another. You really don't think it's going to be this easy to beat me do you? GET HER!"

I was jumped by several Henchmen.. I began fighting them off...
I lost count on how many I was up against but realized I was in trouble... There were too many...


"Now hold still, this will only hurt a little!" I heard the impostor say...

Before I could turn I felt the sting of a dart strike me between the shoulder blades

All went black but I could still hear the muffled voices around me...

Though i was fighting to stay conscious I knew I would loose that battle soon..


"GET OVER HERE YOU DOGS!"I felt the bitch pull me up in her arms, "Like I said Black Zero has insisted in having an audience with you. Don't worry he will indulge his fantasies with you while you are fully conscious and aware of him."




I heard the crunch of the snow and her turn from whispering in my ear to talking to someone...





"Waste no time, take her to Black Zero..."





While from the shadows of Crime Alley a voice whispered, "that's it take me to him. Let's see if the info Bruce gave me was right?"

TBC

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Worse than a hang nail



I finally finished my very long undercover work investigating these ice cream trucks and filed my report... I was looking forward to some R and R but ....




This election is out of control... It was bad enough Tony wanted to use SHIELD agents (female of course) as his personal poster girls... Hey he even did a copy cat Robert Pulmer Video


Because he said I had to be in it I was... Carol, Sharon Carter, Abigail Brand and Jessica Drew ... All of us...

Then He is doing a movie about himself and I had to go and speak with them about this actress playing me...

Why me?


Finally after getting through that and going through this Talent Scout that wants me to be there "face"....


Just because they call themselves Black Widow Talent....



You could imagine that I needed a nice break... So I took off the com link and had me one long bath...



I then got ready for Nick to come over for a little mid-night snack...


I didn't imagine SHIELD agents to come barging in...


"Why aren't you answering?" Nick growled as he knocked another agent out who was making wolf calls...

I replied, "I was taking some time off.... I had some coming to me.."


"He escaped!" Fury stated looking me up and down and then tossing me his jacket...

I smiled, "Who? I know you said you wanted to do this role playing but ... Aren't you taking it to far?"

I motioned around at the Agents standing around...

"Tasha! No time for this!" Nick snapped, "Black Zero has escaped!"


Damn no time to breath or have fun....

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

A Christmas Spy

I was called into SHIELD...
Agent Romanova, code name Black Widow... We have a job for you...
He threw down an invitation...

The Enterprises Christmas Party... "Sir with all due respect.. We tried to gather intel last year... It didn't work." I say...

Fury walked in smiling, "It will this time... "

Tony Stark had built something that should prevent Security from beaming away any info we have... I am skeptical but decided why not...

I pull out one of my evening gowns... "Now Agent Romanova, you will keep the Captain's eyes busy, as well as other men... While Fury does recon..."

I nod at the General... So what could happen this year read at


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Thursday, November 29, 2007

POW part 2: Rescued with a letter from Black Zero...

Thanks to Nick, I was rescued... Cain gave me up though without a fight...

SHIELD HQ wanted my report but Nick told them to lay off that I needed time to heal...

I stayed a few days with him... "She says I will kill you Nick."

He sits massaging my feet and stops to crawl over me, As he lays on top of me, he removes his cigar, "Don't believe her doll."

After the exciting night with Nick I returned to my apartment... Waiting for me was a note...






"I m Russian, Vision. Romance is my life!"

I erased that nonsense from your mind easily. It made me so happy when you slaughtered Fury.

Why don't you free me now? together we could rule the world like we did in the future.
if we kill Cassandra Cain Bruce Cain, and Barbra Cain would never exist. then no one would ever stop our Empire, neither would I be sitting in some dingy Cell without my powers. If you get free Kill Cass Cain, and nothing will ever stop us.

Black Zero


The letter is disturbing. When I return to SHIELD I wait for Nick and show him...

"Nick, I am worried... She mentioned that I had under went the program when I was a Spy for my homeland... That Black Zero used this to ..." I shook my head...

Fury pulled me into his lap, "He is messing with you.. Tasha I know you.. You wouldn't...."

I break free from his embrace... "Nick call in Logan... I need to know if I ever tried to assassinate him, I need to know if they put me through the Program and if so I need to be de-programed..."

"Tasha that could kill you." Nick stated and I sighed

Kissing him, "Being used by Black Zero to kill you and control the world is worse... What would you do?"

As I leave I see HS carrying a janitor's cart... "Kid clean my office..." Nick says...Then he whispers to me, "I will talk to Logan and together we will get to the bottom of this, until then... Tasha I hate doing it but as SHIELD commander I have to ..."

"Relieve me of full active duty... I know... I am going home..." I kiss him and return to my apartment... I pasted 4 agents ... Nick must be worried that Black Zero got into my apartment somehow or sent someone and might try again...

As I am laying down I hear movement and look up.... It is the Mirror version of me from the Mirrorverse...
"The Blond may have given up her revenge but I haven't... In fact A lot of KBGies from this universe is paying for me to take you down..."

"KGBies? The Cold Was is over... The Soviet Union is gone and Mother Russia is our Allie.." I state...

She smiled, "Yes not all of our Country men are happy about that and many have joined known Terrorist groups... You my dear are a thorn in everyone side. As for this Black Zero... he might prove a useful General or leader."

That was all I heard after everything went black.. Someone hit me from behind...
I have been trying to send SMS to Nick using my SHIELD issued watch.. I am not sure it is getting through...
Captured...blond Black widow from Mirrorverse... may try to free Black Zero... working for terror...



Transmission jammed...



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Friday, November 16, 2007

POW part 1

continued from here, here and here


It seems I have become a Prisoner of war by a mad woman... She says I tortured her, betrayed and killed Fury.

I am sick of these lies...


Vendetta laughs. " Poor Poor Vella, you don't know the truth about lil' Natasha do you? As a kid she was sent to kill Wolverine her "uncle" And if it wasn't for his healing factor she would have succeeded. She used Hawkeye, tried to make him betray the country, then she betrayed hers. She just kept stabbing people in the back until finally she killed me and Fury you know what she said to me? Love is an illusion, survival is everything."


Anyone who knows me knows this is a lie... What am I always saying... My motto...

"I m Russian, Vision. Romance is my life!"

I would never say "Love is an illusion"



I am a hopeless romantic... My love affairs... Matt, Hawkeye, Tony, Fury...

I can not deny that for Russia I did things just as I have done things for SHIELD...

She mentions Logan but yet Logan and I are close... We just played poker together not long ago...


Anyway as you can see the woman is psycho... She has drug me along...

Small tortures but mostly she has been toying with me...


While She and Cain are busy I must try to escape...

I worked the ropes loose... The few Henchmen keeping an eye on me was not difficult to eliminate...



I thought I would get away but Cain and Vendetta stopped me, She is punishing 3 of the Henchmen I didn't kill for not keeping a better eye on me...

I will escape... I just glare at the woman...


"If you are going to kill me then do it!" I yell at her.. She just laughed...



[Meanwhile Elsewhere]

Fury walks in to speak with his superiors...

"That is the information we have now." Fury states

"Agent Romanova is not a priority Fury." A man with a Texan accent states


"Sir.." Fury attempts to sway the man..

"Fury I know she was your girlfriend but... well this is why we can't have Agents getting involve with one another.." The cowboyish voice states..


The argument heats up and the two men yell at each other...

It is clear Fury wants Black Widow rescued...

"LIES!" Fury states, "She would never!"

The arguing is muffled and only a few words slips through...

The last thing being said by Fury, "Then I will go alone!"

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Looking in a mirror part 1

continued from here

We were on a stake out... Gathering info on Sky...



I was with 3 other agents.... 2 of which were enjoying the show of a little terminator sex



Then we got company..... ? and Ironboy...


Seems ? wanted Tony Jr to see Sky with her new right hand many Tony two


? wants Tony to help him take Sky down but we have been told to only observe her


I was arguing with them... When the P-5000 entered and all hell broke loose...


After saving my renegade Agent and sending Goten carrying ? and Redhood with Hoika I went to help Ironboy...


He was helping Sky and fighting the Protector...


Then I was challenged by a woman who called herself Vendetta..

"You betrayed and tortured me, after you went and killed Fury and joined Black Zero." She accused...


"that is absurd! I love Fury! I don't know you!" I yell just as I see a blast from both Sky and Ironboy kill the protector unit...

I observe a little moment... Sky kisses Tony and he pulls away from her...

"I have to take you in.." He says...

"Why? I tried to be good and they wouldn't let me... I made them release you... " She declares...

"What you are doing is wrong... " He reaches and touches her cheek, "I'm... We can not be together..."

"I need you.." She tells Tony... She is obsessed with him.. He tells her to go before agents come ...

I can not so anything because I am fighting this woman...

SHIELD comes him with Fury and Vendetta disappears...
I filed my report with Fury and SHIELD.... Redhood has gone home for thansgiving, Goten left and I finally leave the office for home...

She said I tortured her, that I joined Black .... My thought train is broken when I enter my home and find an intruder...

"Dobry vecher Tovarich."


BANG!!!!!!!!!!!









TBC....

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